Random Abandon

Jo spent the night at his papaws and when his uncle called and he answered the phone this is how the conversation went:

Uncle: (trying to pick on him and being sarcastic) Who is this?
Jo: This is Leota Dickens’ grandson.

Now where did he get those manners from? That’s my little (crap I should’ve said big) man for ya!

The end of Little League season = The beginning of summer (for real)
Nothing to do but laze and have fun. Man do I wish that were true.

I think....You say

Track :: Running
Snake :: Poisonous
Assignment :: Work
Blockbuster ::
Movies
Bombastic :: Wordy
Adventure :: Trek
First time ::
Virgin
Aged :: Wine
Grip :: Squeeze
Shortcut:: Cheat

So what would you have thought?

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time,
the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
70 days till school starts!!